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von Kármán Lecture Series
Keeping an Eye on Earth's Changing Climate: The Ocean Surface Topography Mission
Presented by Dr. Parag Vaze
Ocean Surface Topography Mission Project Manager
Tune in at 9 p.m. CST on Thursday, August 21, 2008
and again on
Friday, August 22, 2008
(requires RealPlayer).

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Top ten things heard at the SAC Mars Party...
  1. You guys in the blue shirts, are all of you with the union?
  2. I don't own a scope, can I still join your club?
  3. I wonder how good the ski resorts are on that Polar Ice Cap?
  4. How come the view from your scope isn't the same views they show on Star Trek?
  5. To heck with Mars, how much did this scope cost?
  6. What happened to Bryan Snow's pony tail?
  7. What do you mean you can't go to 600X?! My Bushnell at home can!
  8. NO, I don't want to see Uranus, Mr. Lanclos.
  9. When is Blanca's next streaking show?
And the number one thing heard at the SAC Mars Party..........
  1. Is this the line to see Independence Day in that silver dome over there?